Monday, August 23, 2010

Things that go bump in the night

Call me old fashioned, but to me, tattoos are for Japanese warriors who fight to the death. Tattoos are not supposed to be cutesy permanent marks on a person's body that's going to look like goodness knows what when everything starts to sag.

A friend of ours used to date a gal who was into tattoos, a lovely gal actually but I just couldn't relate to her because I can't understand using your body as a canvas. Unlike a normal canvas, your body does not stay taut and tight forever.

If I met this gal in a dark alley late at night, I'd be looking for a quick exit. In broad daylight, I know I could take her with one arm tied behind my back because she's such a tiny thing, but at night, I'd be worried her tattoos would come to life and beat the living crap outta me.


Anonymous said...

Those of us who are big sissies would never get tattoos because we don't like the pain of needles. When I say "we", I do mean me. ;>

Epicure68 said...

You speak for me as well. Pain, if I wanted it, I'd piss mom off again until she beat me to bits.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't even thinking of it...was just totally curious if she slept her way to publication or what. ;)

Epicure68 said...

This was in response to the other post right? The ex-porn star turned writer? She did sleep her way to publication, in a sense. ;>