Wanted: one new body. Preferably something that looks like Heidi Klum, but will take a Victoria Beckham if that's all there is available. Would like the face of Audrey Hepburn at an early age.
Willing to trade in one half-used, short body, in not bad shape and a bag of choc chip cookies. Please respond soon.
(I'd keep this one, but it's just decided to go into "that time of the month" without proper notice. I'd like to have been able to eat lots of junk food and be really bitchy for a good reason.)