Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Can I have my own planet please?

It’s amazing the mentality of many single men out there. I follow a guy on Twitter who has posted how he went down to some skanky Mexican strip bars and received lap dances galore, but then laments how he can’t meet women.

Hello, Earth to typical single male who thinks with his penis! Women are no longer sitting around (never have been actually) waiting for some guy, any guy to come along and marry them. These guys all want pure girls, but think it’s all fine and dandy to go out and do things that they probably wouldn’t want their mother to know about, let alone someone they want to sign a marriage certificate with. I admit, I’m old fashioned, but I appreciated the fact that my husband had less sexual encounters in his single life than he has toes. Way less.

And on the note of male bashing, please visit http://stupidstuffmyhusbanddoes.blogspot.com/ and share your stories with Kelly. I personally will be visiting that site at least once as week to see if I find stories where I can point at the computer and say “OMG, I know exactly what she means!”

6 comments:

Teresa R said...

I'll page Mr. Slartibartfast to make you your own lovely fjords on your own lovely planet...without men! ;)

Epicure68 said...

That sounds like a plan. Well I'll take some non-insane men, that's fine, but the rest of them can stay here.

Anonymous said...

"I follow a guy on Twitter who ..."

Um, why?

Epicure68 said...

I had been following him out of courtesy. He followed me first, and some of his rants were funny.

Teresa R said...

That's how I follow some of the nutcases that I do...could someone teach me how to NOT be polite?

Epicure68 said...

I can definitely teach you, or you could go to NY for a quick lesson.