Hubby was telling me an anecdote from work about this woman at work who’s so stupid...
(Audience shouts: How stupid is she?)
Well I’ll tell ya. She’s been living here for a while now, but her daughter’s been living in China on her own. Her daughter’s 20 years old, which is legal age by all accounts.
SW (stupid woman): I’m worried about my daughter; she’s at Granville Island by herself.
Hubby: Why are you worried about her?
SW: She’s there by herself.
SW: Well, she’s special.
Hubby: Special how?
SW: She doesn’t speak English very well.
Hubby: There are a lot of people here from China who don’t speak English well.
SW: But she’s special.
Hubby: Special in what way?
SW: She’s pretty.
So apparently the rest of us our dog meat and her daughter is the latest Helen of Troy. I will now go kill myself in shame of my ugliness.